三补选论剑：第二回合

又有一间学校受益了！这次是新板新民华小，由慕尤丁移交100万拨款于兴建新校舍，而且如果不够还可以再加！（安娣想：很多华小董事一定猛流口水，一场补选就可以马上获得那么多的拨款，唉！同型华小不同命！无论如何，国阵获得一分！）

纳吉释放13名内安法令扣留者并将检讨内安令。（安娣认为早就该那么做了，但纳吉选择在自己成为首相后的时间宣布，而不是在伯拉在位时进谏，可见他留着这招式在最恰当的时候使出来，真的高招！“灰熊”厉害！国阵一分！）

安华爆料说有六千名人民进步党党员将跳槽到公正党，但遭到进步党吉打州暑主席否认。安华后来声称等民联胜选后才宣布因为现在有“风险”。（各说各得，罗生门还有待确实。但安华无法马上确实，有点狼来了，因此有损民联印象，国阵一分！）

虽然国阵看起来后势强劲，但发现竟有恶意攻击黄洁冰的宣传品。（安娣很大女人，觉得这非常侮辱女性的尊严。难道国阵就没有其他的对选民有益的课题来增加选票吗？无聊！国阵倒扣2分给民联！）

距离投票日还有几个小时了，大家都说50-50。相信选民的眼睛是雪亮的。国阵的承诺和糖果是否能够买获选民的心；还是选民们忘不了国阵之前对他们的漠视而决定再次给予民联机会表现，一切就等待明晚的成绩揭晓吧！

辣妹歌舞助选团

辣妹载歌载舞相信是很多阿叔阿伯都很喜欢看的。老实说，安娣也喜欢看，因为安娣一向来都很喜欢跳舞，可惜身材开始走样，不然跳起舞来也不输给辣妹们！

补选期间所谓的团结宴其实乃提供机会给予候选人进行拉票，不然只是苦闷乏味的政治讲座太多了听了也麻木。所以用心良苦的主办者以美味佳肴来吸引公众前来，借机让候选人宣传其政治理念和宣言。当然，大家都希望在致词后以轻松方式来交流，所以安娣认为安排舞蹈助兴也没有甚么大不了，这和安排传统民间舞蹈或歌唱来助势添威也是一样的道理.

只是安娣很纳闷的是，为什么花了那么多的钱 (如果一桌包括药材鸡、咖喱羊肉和清蒸鲜鱼等的菜单，哦！还有啤酒，少少RM120的话，150桌就得花上至少一万八千零吉！)，国阵的候选人只花了不超过5分钟的时间自我介绍就下台致谢。要谋搞错？动用了那么多钱不好好珍惜上台的一分一秒，告诉大家如何实践当选前的承诺，难道已经胸有成竹？还是面对一千五百多人感到怯场？又或是出席的都是自己人，所以无须多费唇舌表现自己，还是把时间腾给辣妹表演，反正都是付费请来的，多点时间就可以让她们跳多几支热舞.

看来安娣应该开始减肥，然后组织一个安娣热舞团，以便在以后的补选中赚点外快补贴家用！ 但是俺老公说最好不要穿得太暴露性感，应该选传统民间民族舞蹈，以免让人家以为热舞乃华人文化！我猜他大概是不希望公众看到一团肉在台上摇晃而影响食欲吧？但是安娣还是梦想能够跳一段热舞或街舞！到时不知会不会有人来捧场呢?

Black leopard in town!

I was having supper with friends and one of them bought China Press evening edition. The uncle who sold the papers told us Kluang was on the headlines. There was a black leopard broke into someone's house near Taman Kerjasama! OMG!!! It's near to my house! Luckily the leopard was caught. I wonder where it came from. There are many monkeys, giant lizards or sometimes musang wondering around in that area even my house. But a Panther? HUH? Are you kidding me?

 (picture taken from Guang Ming Daily)

三补选论剑：第一回合

选民手中的神圣一票该投给谁考虑衡量的因素很多。有人选党、有人挑候选人；有人用理性去判断，也有人把情感放第一。自从跳槽风发生后，大家开始注重候选人的素质。可是在短短的几天， 要了解每一位候选人并不容易，更别说是15位人选啦！对我这种钙质开始流失的安娣来说要记得每一位的脸孔都很难，更甭说记得每一位的名字啦！ 虽说补选的地区不大，但并不是每个候选人都曾经跟你打过招呼。那又如何做选择呢？

假如我是这三地区的选民，就以提名前至投票前国阵或民联各方所做的一些事情或政府实施的课题来做为考量吧！事情对谁有益，就可得一分！

比赛开始！（锣锵）

1．内政部在本月23日吊销人民公正党党报《公正之声》（Suara Keadilan）及回教党党报《哈拉卡》（Harakah）的出版准证, 为期三个月。（安娣想：新闻自由被剥夺打压走倒退车，民联1分）

2．根据最新的争议性讲座准证申请条例，警方禁止政党政治座谈会提及蒙古女郎阿旦杜亚的命案以及不准煽动及质疑王室。内政部长赛哈密也确认禁谈阿旦杜亚的课题的禁令是由内政部所发出。（安娣：此地无银三百两；生平不做亏心事，夜半三更敲门也不惊！民联1分）

3. 国际贸易及工业部长慕尤丁拨出35万令吉的款项给武吉士南卯已有60年历史的双溪都江淡小，以维修残旧的木板校舍。（安娣：看，补选永远有好处！接下来肯定还有很多糖果分。60年来第一为部长莅临，迟到好过没到！ 国阵1分）

总结：第一回合民联以 2 对 1 获胜！

牛顿和樱桃树

从网上看到一则幽默小品：

牛顿小时候砍樱桃树的故事大家都听过吧？

他被父亲质问时很诚实的回答：“是的，是我自己用斧头砍下樱桃树。”

同样事件如果发生在某Boleh-land 国度，可能有不同版本的回答：

1． 前任领导：“啊？（睡眼懵懵）我没有砍，我只是在樱桃树下睡着了！”

2． 现任领导：“我没有见过那樱桃树！”

3． 刚卸任的国内最大政党青年团团长：“不可能是我，我只有短剑，没有斧头！”

4． 前前领导：“是的，是我砍下的。因为我不爽前领导睡在树下！”

5． 某律师：“嗯。。那人看似我，声音也似我，但我不认为是我！”

6． 某前任政客：“不是我从后面干的！我也不会把我的DNA给你们检验！”

7． 前任某州大臣：“现任执政政府应该马上去除草，而不是浪费时间调查樱桃树是谁砍的！”

8． 前领导女婿：“不是我，也不是飙车党。对了，甚么是樱桃树？”

9． 太空船党领袖：“连樱桃树都没听过，真丢尽牛津大学的脸！”

10. 某州里的一颗树：“樱桃树啊！看来我比你幸运。至少现在我还没被人砍倒，每天还有很多游客来跟我合照呢！”(这是我构思的！哈哈！）

以上内容乃虚构，如有雷同，纯属巧合！

Mammogram Program by LPPKN

Few weeks ago I surfed few Ministries websites for info on grants, I clicked to LPPKN website and realized there is a Mammogram Subsidize Program offered to woman with monthly family income less than RM5K or under high risk group. Successful applicants will get a RM50 discount if they undergo mammogram test in LPPKN clinics or specific clinics that have been approved by LPPKN.

So, I searched for LPPKN office in Kluang and finally found out it is located in Kluang hospital. However, the officer told me there isn’t any clinic in Johor which has this mammogram test service, not even a private hospital that signed up in assisting this program. If you visit the official website for this program, you can’t even locate any Klinik Nur Sejahtera LPPKN as there are some errors in that page. The official told me the nearest clinic is in Seremban.

This program was launched under 2007 national budget and it is still not functioning at all in Johor state. Ironically, there are more than 50 applicants in Kluang so far but none of them have done the test. I wonder if YB Dato' Sri Dr Ng Yen Yen (Minister of Women, Family and Community Development) is aware of it.

OMG! I forgot about this blog!

Can you imagine how forgetful I am?
I created this blog in Jan 2007? Why I have totally forgotten about it? I have the idea of creating a blog for myself lately and been comparing blogspot & wordpress. Since I have tried blogspot before, so I thought why not give wordpress a shot? Guess what? I know wordpress is flexible and with more features but it's too difficult for me at the moment. Of course, there are other reasons: I got to pay if I want more control of the theme designs (which I don't really to pay at the moment); and the css code is really alien language to me at this moment.

So, I finally decided to come back to blogspot and I found this!!! Ooo.uuuu.... it's been 2 years.
So many things happened in my life!
First, I got married in July 2007 and then I have a baby girl ! Wow.....isn't that exciting?
ok, now it's time to find a place to write my thoughts or I would say to keep a simple diary for my future reference. For those who had delivered babies, I am sure you know what I mean. My memory is getting poorer ever since I delivered baby. So, it's kind of helping me to refresh my memory without keeping old thick diary books!

Anyway, I will start exploring blogspot again. There are many new cool features. But 1st of all, I have to redesign the whole page....